A rose by any other name?

Jona, who designed the templates for both this, and BMCC’s blog, challenged all her readers to complete this name-dropping exercise. I don’t usually do this sort of thing, but as she’s been so kind to me, and this being slack news month (i.e. I don’t have anything else to write about)…

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)

Dave Vic

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's [sic] side, your favourite [sic] candy [sic])

Steele Bar [of chocolate, actually, but it does work as a movie star name, doesn’t it? – I picture myself in the Vin Diesel role].

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)

D-Jo

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite [sic] color [sic] [does this questionnaire originate in the USA?] favorite [sic] animal)

Orange Dog

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

J Gravesend

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's [sic] maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)

Easda Stgra

7. Terrorist Name: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's [sic] maiden name spelled backwards).

J Eleets

8. SUPERHERO NAME: (your favorite [sic] color [sic], favorite [sic] drink)

Orange Pepsi-Max [I don’t think this one really works, does it? How about Terracotta Earl Grey ?]

If any of my readers want to have a go, feel free, but please don’t do it out of any misguided sense of loyalty to me.